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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I am fond of children--except boys.
I am fond of children--except boys.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.