I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.