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There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

by Liza Minnelli Found in: Girls Quotes,
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a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more

a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok

by J. D. Salinger Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

by Allen Woody Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

by Mike Binder Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

by Yul Brynner Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Girls Quotes,
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