Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.