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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.
It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
