Wilson Mizner ( 8 of 18 )
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.