Woody Allen ( 10 of 60 )
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss read more
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The read more
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
