Woody Allen ( 10 of 60 )
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
