Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.