Maxioms by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
