Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.