Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
