Lily Tomlin, Maxioms by Lily Tomlin Biography

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Belief Quotes,

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

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The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Water Quotes,

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The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Life Quotes,

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