Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol