Mark Twain

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

All say, 'How hard it is that we have to die' - a strange complaint to come from the mouths read more

All say, 'How hard it is that we have to die' - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.