Maxioms by Mark Twain
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Chastity - you can carry it too far
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old read more
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
