Maxioms by Mark Twain
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
