Maxioms by Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
