Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal read more

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.