Mark Twain

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who read more

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water.

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water.