Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.