Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.