Ogden Nash

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.