Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
