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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Profession Quotes,
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Family Quotes,
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They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more

They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Charity Quotes,
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Life Quotes,
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

by Ogden Nash Found in: Remorse Quotes,
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