Maxioms by Ogden Nash
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.