Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
