Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
