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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Housework Quotes,
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Mothers Quotes,
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Children Quotes,
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