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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

by Robin Williams Found in: Cricket Quotes,
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

by Robin Williams Found in: Seasons Quotes,
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

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