Maxioms by Robin Williams
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
