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The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two read more

The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.

by Pope John Paul Ii Found in: Divorce Quotes,
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Divorce Quotes,
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

by Robin Williams Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

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A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards read more

A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards that we have for women than we have for men.

by Bianca Jagger Found in: Divorce Quotes,
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a read more

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Divorce Quotes,
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I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different read more

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce

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