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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you read more
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy read more
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
