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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has read more
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy read more
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by read more
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in the darkness.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
