Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the read more

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

I love you, but I love myself more.

I love you, but I love myself more.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.