Scott Adams

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other read more

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.

What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.