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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's read more

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to read more

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich.

Some of the greater things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or read more

Some of the greater things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream.