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    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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In this day and age, some turn 18 and think they're a man or a woman and that's it, but read more

In this day and age, some turn 18 and think they're a man or a woman and that's it, but that's just not true. You have to establish your manhood or your womanhood with actions.

by Orlando Mcguire Found in: Man Quotes, Woman Quotes,
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A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint.

A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Man Quotes,
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Man,--whose heaven-erected face
The smiles of love adorn,--
Man's inhumanity to man
Makes countless read more

Man,--whose heaven-erected face
The smiles of love adorn,--
Man's inhumanity to man
Makes countless thousands mourn!

by Robert Burns Found in: Man Quotes,
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the read more

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

by Johnny Carson Found in: Man Quotes,
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All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't read more

All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

by Mark Twain Found in: Man Quotes,
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The true worth of a man is not to be found in man himself, but in the colours and textures read more

The true worth of a man is not to be found in man himself, but in the colours and textures that come alive in others.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Man Quotes,
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Let each man think himself an act of God.
His mind a thought, his life a breath of God.

Let each man think himself an act of God.
His mind a thought, his life a breath of God.

by Philip James Bailey Found in: Man Quotes,
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Man Quotes,
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Man is a special being, and if left to himself, in an isolated condition, would be one of the weakest read more

Man is a special being, and if left to himself, in an isolated condition, would be one of the weakest creatures; but associated with his kind, he works wonders.

by Daniel Webster Found in: Man Quotes,
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