Will Rogers

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.