Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.