Henny Youngman

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.