Satchel Paige

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.