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If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

by Satchel Paige Found in: Indigestion Quotes,
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

by Satchel Paige Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

by Satchel Paige Found in: Age Quotes,
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

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Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

by Satchel Paige Found in: Nature Quotes,
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