I never refuse. I contradict. I sometimes forget.

I never refuse. I contradict. I sometimes forget.

Scientists of over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and should at all costs be kept out of read more

Scientists of over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and should at all costs be kept out of the laboratory! Arthur C

Conferences at the top level are always courteous. Name-calling is left to the foreign ministers.

Conferences at the top level are always courteous. Name-calling is left to the foreign ministers.

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it

A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and alcohol.

A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and alcohol.

All war represents a failure of diplomacy

All war represents a failure of diplomacy

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head-waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head-waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.