Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance. Long-distance running is particularly good read more

In general, any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance. Long-distance running is particularly good training in perseverance.

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, read more

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout.

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties

Exercise: you don't have time not to

Exercise: you don't have time not to

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia