I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be read more

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

My family is my strength and my weakness.

My family is my strength and my weakness.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended--and not to take a read more

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended--and not to take a kint when a hint isn't intended.

A father in a canoe
in which his baby is seated
walks more carefully than on land.

A father in a canoe
in which his baby is seated
walks more carefully than on land.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.

In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.