Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight.

God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

From thee all human actions take their springs,
The rise of empires, and the fall of kings.

From thee all human actions take their springs,
The rise of empires, and the fall of kings.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.