If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I read more

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.