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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more
Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more
61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.
There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.
There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
