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There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

by Napoleon Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more

Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.

by S N Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

by Fire Cat Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy.

Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy.

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The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Whatever is done without ostentation, and without the people being witnesses of it, is, in my opinion, most praiseworthy: not read more

Whatever is done without ostentation, and without the people being witnesses of it, is, in my opinion, most praiseworthy: not that the public eye should be entirely avoided, for good actions desire to be placed in the light; but notwithstanding this, the greatest theater for virtue is conscience.

by Cicero Found in: Ostentation Quotes,
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Pride is the master sin of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies.

Pride is the master sin of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies.

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