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    Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
    made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
    God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
    The animal made by human commitee
    had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
    frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
    chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
    lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
    turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
    sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
    calf brains which contained Mad Cow
    and God sent angels
    to wipe all violence from the earth
    from this day forth
    © S N Shriver.

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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

by Napoleon Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

by Luigi Pirandello Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

by Terry Gilliam Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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