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I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if read more
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
