I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that read more

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.

The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.