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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... read more

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

by Chico Marx Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

by Bible Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

by Jon Troast Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual read more

There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.

by Thomas C. Haliburton Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship read more

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.

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I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

by Elinor Glyn Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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