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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

by Ernest Hemingway Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all read more

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.

by Hermann Hesse Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

by George Brett Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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