Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je read more

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je fais le saut
perilleux.]

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.