By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the read more
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat read more
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I read more
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit read more
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic read more
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.
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Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.
