By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will read more
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit read more
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do read more
My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
