By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren read more
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the read more
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with read more
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he read more
We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in read more
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
