By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in read more
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and read more
Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will read more
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count read more
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it
America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be read more
America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with read more
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
