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Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for read more
Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit read more
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still read more
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is read more
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will read more
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.