Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.

Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for read more

Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.